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To prepare for her date, Patty practices fellatio on a zucchini, but she accidentally steps onto the blade of a hoe lying on the ground. The handle swings up, ...
After landing a date with a bicyclist, a gardener picks a zucchini as an aid on which to practice fellatio. While walking around with the vegetable in her mouth ...
ahem... by practicing getting her mouth around a large zucchini in her garden. In a freak accident, she accidentally steps on the digging end of a garden hoe, ...
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From exploding heads to zucchini-choking, this episode brings 7 more graphic re-enactments of absurd & jaw-dropping true stories of death from around the world.
Aug 8, 2010 · One was a woman who was working in her garden and she was practicing fellatio on a zucchini because she wanted to do that to some guy she ...
The drug addict who ingests meth, cocaine, prescription drugs, and PCP. Rather than drop dead from an overdose, he put a lava lamp in a microwave to speed it up ...
Feb 13, 2011 · yeah , i have alot of free time . . . so im gonna put all 1000 ways to die IN ORDER hereee ! :: 1 - Ichiboned - A young, shy Japanese couple ...
A girl died in Naperville, IL by getting hit in the mouth by a shovel handle while deep throating a zucchini. Really? Are you fucking kidding me? Upvote 175
1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely ... From exploding heads to zucchini-choking, this episode brings 7 more graphic ...
Dec 6, 2014 · Estimates vary widely, but roughly 500 to 1,000 Americans die yearly ... choking to death on a zucchini, and even pleasuring oneself with ...