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Two and a Half Men
American sitcom
7/10 · IMDb 63% · Rotten Tomatoes 8.4/10 · TV.com
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement,...
First episode date: September 22, 2003
Network: CBS
Episodes
S12 E16 · Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two
Feb 19, 2015
S12 E15 · Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
Feb 19, 2015
S12 E14 · Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Feb 12, 2015
S12 E13 · Boompa Loved His Hookers
Feb 5, 2015
S12 E12 · A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Jan 29, 2015
S12 E11 · For Whom the Booty Calls
Jan 22, 2015
S12 E10 · Here I Come, Pants!
Jan 15, 2015
S12 E09 · Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Jan 8, 2015
S12 E08 · Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Dec 18, 2014
S12 E07 · Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Dec 11, 2014
S12 E06 · Alan Shot a Little Girl
Dec 4, 2014
S12 E05 · Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Nov 27, 2014
S12 E04 · Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Nov 20, 2014
S12 E03 · Glamping in a Yurt
Nov 13, 2014
S12 E02 · A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Nov 6, 2014
S12 E01 · The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Oct 30, 2014
S11 E22 · Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
May 8, 2014
S11 E21 · Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
May 1, 2014
S11 E20 · Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Apr 24, 2014
S11 E19 · Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Apr 10, 2014
S11 E18 · West Side Story
Apr 3, 2014
S11 E17 · Welcome Home, Jake
Mar 13, 2014
S11 E16 · How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Mar 6, 2014
S11 E15 · Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Feb 27, 2014
S11 E14 · Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Feb 6, 2014
S11 E13 · Bite Me, Supreme Court
Jan 30, 2014
S11 E12 · Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Jan 9, 2014
S11 E11 · Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Jan 2, 2014
S11 E10 · On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Dec 12, 2013
S11 E09 · Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Dec 5, 2013
S11 E08 · Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
Nov 21, 2013
S11 E07 · Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Nov 14, 2013
S11 E06 · Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Nov 7, 2013
S11 E05 · Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Oct 24, 2013
S11 E04 · Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Oct 17, 2013
S11 E03 · This Unblessed Biscuit
Oct 10, 2013
S11 E02 · I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Oct 3, 2013
S11 E01 · Nangnangnangnang
Sep 26, 2013
S10 E23 · Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 2013
S10 E22 · My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 2013
S10 E21 · Another Night With Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 2013
S10 E20 · Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Apr 4, 2013
S10 E19 · Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Mar 14, 2013
S10 E18 · The 9:04 From Pemberton
Mar 7, 2013
S10 E17 · Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Feb 21, 2013
S10 E16 · Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Feb 14, 2013
S10 E15 · Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Feb 7, 2013
S10 E14 · Run Steven Staven! Run!
Jan 31, 2013
S10 E13 · Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Jan 10, 2013
S10 E12 · Welcome to Alancrest
Jan 3, 2013
S10 E11 · Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Dec 13, 2012

Rating (231,787)
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. Full Cast & Crew · Episodes · Two and a Half Men (2003-2015) · Season 4
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons from September 22, 2003, to February 19, 2015. Originally ... List of Two and a Half Men ... · Charlie Harper · Two and a Half Men (season 9) No. of seasons: 12 No. of episodes: 262 (list of episodes) Original release: September 22, 2003 –; February 19, 2015 Theme music composer: Chuck Lorre; Lee Aronsohn; Grant Geissman

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